While shopping for a swim suit this morning, I experienced a "kid funny." Katie was in her usual Q&A mode where she asks me a bazillion and one questions about everything and nothing. We were perusing the suits and she asks if I want a one piece or a two piece. I told her that I prefer a two piece because I have a tiny waist and curvy hips. I then added that I prefer the tankini ones not the bikini ones.
She then proceeds to ask me why I prefer these....so I told her. I said, "I prefer these because I have stretch marks on my tummy and these ones hide them." Well, a lady that works at the store was right there and started to giggle. Katie then asks me how I got them. Again, being the proponent for honesty with children, I told her the truth. "I got them when I was carrying you and then your sister in my tummy." Hmmm...this had her wondering. She asked how EXACTLY I got them. The lady standing near is now almost laughing out loud. I looked at Katie and said, "When you were in my tummy you stretched my skin a lot, and it stretched so fast that it left stretch marks." Katie looks at me and says, "Well, Rachel did it too!"
At this point the woman working nearby had to leave the section, rolling in laughter.
It would probably be funnier if you were standing by, but to see Katie with her hands on her hips chastising her sister for giving me stretch marks too so that she would not be completely to blame....was funny!
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