Saturday, April 19, 2008

The battle and the war....

Today I waged battle with a foe. This foe has wings and one hell of a stinger...or at least, it DID...now it resides dead in my vacuum. Somehow a yellow jacket got in when I came home with Ellie. I hate squishing stinging insects, HATE IT. So instead I sprayed it with bleach...didn't kill it...then I sprayed it with hairspray to stick its wings together and BLAM! Sorry, but it had to happen.

I can kill bugs on my own, I don't need a man to squish the bug...I hate killing bugs...especially stinging ones...but I can, oh yes I can.

So today friends, I waged a battle with a yellow jacket and came out victorious. The services will be held tomorrow by the garbage can...you can send money in lieu of flowers....hell, a girl can try can't she...lol

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